15 October 2006

Records management jokes

Yes, there are some...

If I save an MP3 file into my ERM system, does it become a record?

There are 10 different types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

We are thinking of hosting an annual PICNIC awards ceremony. PICNIC is my acronym for Problem In Chair Not In Computer. All those wonderful things that users say are priceless, aren't they? Here's my current favourite:

RM Right, I've made the changes you just need to press any key to activate them.
PAUSE
RM Ok have you done that?
User Not yet.
RM Why not?
User I can't find the ANY key!











Of course it's well known that computers are hardware and programs are software...but what about humans? A: Wetware.

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